I personally feel like being born on a Friday is the perfect culmination of all the anticipation surrounding one’s birth.
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Posts tagged lifestories
When Last Did You Draw Yourself?
I got some teeth, stronger eyebrows, a lot of wrinkles, a left hand, and a solo strand of rasta by my left ear. In the end, I, through her eyes and her adjustments, got bumped up to a 10/10. I have to say, it is now PERFECT, IMO.
Read MoreI Understand Why
I understand that I may and will never fully understand why people do every single thing that I said I understand, but that is the best irony, right? Did you even understand me?
Read MoreOh, yes, names!
I don’t want to give away my entire friends list because I gatekeep people — if you spent years choosing them from day one, you would gatekeep them, too, because they are the most amazing group of people I know
Read MoreThe Cat Ate My Laptop
All of these are justifications for my horrible sleeping schedule, but that’s what F1 races at 9 pm, Man U friendlies at 4 am, and Merlin episodes at noon do to you.
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