In hindsight, I had no business advising people. I mean, all of us were going through it.
Read MoreMy Unsolicited Advice
Shame Needs To Change Sides!
This isn’t just a women’s issue. When half the population lives this way, it’s a macro problem. Shame, indeed, needs to change sides.
Read MoreMaandamaneaux
“Sometimes we are afraid, sometimes we are wrong, But without being scared, we don’t get to be strong.”
Lil Wayne, Locked Away Again, 2015.
When Last Did You Draw Yourself?
I got some teeth, stronger eyebrows, a lot of wrinkles, a left hand, and a solo strand of rasta by my left ear. In the end, I, through her eyes and her adjustments, got bumped up to a 10/10. I have to say, it is now PERFECT, IMO.
Read MoreI Understand Why
I understand that I may and will never fully understand why people do every single thing that I said I understand, but that is the best irony, right? Did you even understand me?
Read MoreBreaks and Accelerators
When’s the last time you had a good time and didn’t care about doing the dishes afterwards? When last did you just wake up without feeling groggy about making breakfast? When did you last just sit down and breathe peacefully without someone bothering you?
Read MoreOh, yes, names!
I don’t want to give away my entire friends list because I gatekeep people — if you spent years choosing them from day one, you would gatekeep them, too, because they are the most amazing group of people I know
Read MoreTake Your Cousin To Work Day
I know you think that blood is like water, and there’s also a common saying that blood is thicker than water, and I can confirm to you that blood, is indeed, thicker than water. And coagulated blood is heavy, too. It’s like a chunk of meat.
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