I got some teeth, stronger eyebrows, a lot of wrinkles, a left hand, and a solo strand of rasta by my left ear. In the end, I, through her eyes and her adjustments, got bumped up to a 10/10. I have to say, it is now PERFECT, IMO.
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I understand that I may and will never fully understand why people do every single thing that I said I understand, but that is the best irony, right? Did you even understand me?
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When’s the last time you had a good time and didn’t care about doing the dishes afterwards? When last did you just wake up without feeling groggy about making breakfast? When did you last just sit down and breathe peacefully without someone bothering you?
Read MoreIf you think you didn’t care about politics, just relax, because you are about to become a full-time activist.
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Dishes in my sink are just dishes in my sink, and they are, indeed, as shallow as they get.
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