I understand that I may and will never fully understand why people do every single thing that I said I understand, but that is the best irony, right? Did you even understand me?
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Breaks and Accelerators
When’s the last time you had a good time and didn’t care about doing the dishes afterwards? When last did you just wake up without feeling groggy about making breakfast? When did you last just sit down and breathe peacefully without someone bothering you?
Read MoreOh, yes, names!
I don’t want to give away my entire friends list because I gatekeep people — if you spent years choosing them from day one, you would gatekeep them, too, because they are the most amazing group of people I know
Read MoreTake Your Cousin To Work Day
I know you think that blood is like water, and there’s also a common saying that blood is thicker than water, and I can confirm to you that blood, is indeed, thicker than water. And coagulated blood is heavy, too. It’s like a chunk of meat.
Read MoreThe Cat Ate My Laptop
All of these are justifications for my horrible sleeping schedule, but that’s what F1 races at 9 pm, Man U friendlies at 4 am, and Merlin episodes at noon do to you.
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